This page is dedicated to the scientific study and evaluation of the very
rare North American canine known in local dialect as, the Trout.
Taxonomically, we know it as the Canis Salmonidae. These rare photographs
and this quiz are brought to you by the Trout Conservation Society in an
attempt to promote greater awareness and understanding of this misunderstood
The following quiz will test your knowledge of the Trout. You
to load. Plus, here's a hint: All the answers are (d).
In this picture the Trout is:
(a) homeless, impoverished, abused, malnourished and fatigued.
(b) hoping a kind passerby will take pity on it and leave it some small
bit of food.
(c) demonstrating fantastic acting skills in posing for a poster for
(d) recently bathed.
Here is Trout:
(a) On the semi-enclosed roof of a moving truck, travelling at high
speeds down the interstate.
(b) Facing upwind to facilitate breathing.
(c) Boldly riding out a tropical storm.
(d) Sleeking himself after a recent bath.
While scanning this picture we:
(a) Colored Trout's eyes yellow.
(b) Cleverly merged a picture of Trout with a blanket texture to give
the appearance he was tucked in bed.
(c) Cut-and-pasted various Trout parts from other pictures over top
of a picture of Melanie tucked in bed.
(d) did nothing whatsoever to it.
In this picture Trout is in the process of:
(a) Barking vociferously at a fireman.
(b) Using his foreleg to deflect water away from an otherwise doomed
(c) Vanquishing a very rare water-breathing dragon.
(d) We don't really have any idea what Trout is doing here.
Melanie is using a hose here to:
(a) Shoot Trout's nose off.
(b) Mercilessly taunt a poor dehydrated dog.
(c) Test the coat of Turtle Wax she recently applied to Trout
(d) Make Trout rear for the sake of a good picture.
Using stop-action photography we have obtained this photo of:
(a) A contraband training camp for attack-Trouts.
(b) Dog evolution.
(c) A failed pet version of the Water-Pik.
(d) Trout's soft underbelly.
In this picture the cat is contemplating:
(a) How best to annoy Trout.
(b) How best to escape Trout.
(c) How best to attack Trout.
(d) Various small air molecules around it than no other animals can
In this picture Trout is contemplating:
(a) Whether or not cats are edible.
(b) Why the cat won't come play with him.
(c) How the cat got up there in the first place.
(d) What this whole 'up' thing is.
Among the various paraphrenalia in this picture besides the Trout, the clear highlight for him is:
(a) The huge birthday-present bone lying across his forelegs.
(b) The much smaller everyday bone in the bottom left corner.
(c) The comfortable Trout-resistant pillow in the top left corner.
(d) Trout's stlyish bandana that says, 'I ran in the Mutt Derby' (conveniently
leaving out anything about a straight line)