Once upon a time, there was a small boy who lived in a cave in the deep dark forest. He was a very, very lonely little boy, who longed so very much for companionship. He lived alone for several years, until one day, a large wolverine came to the cave and made enticing wolverine-noises until the child came out. The boy was astonished at seeing another being, and cried out to the mustelid, "My friend! At last you've come!" The wolverine ate the little boy, and he tasted just like chicken.The End.
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